Our Menu
Appetizers
Taco Fries
$9.00
Cheddar cheese, queso, pico, taco meat, cowboy candy.
Chips & Salsa
$5.00
Chips & Queso
$7.00
Add Chopped Smoked Brisket for +$2.00
Chips & Guacamole
$8.00
Texas Toothpicks
$6.00
Jalapeno fries served with ranch.
Rattlers
$6.00
Fried jalapenos stuffed with Monterey jack cheese served with ranch.
Jalapeno Cheese Curds
$6.00
Fried jalapeno cheese curds served with ranch.
Extra Salsa (6 oz. Cup)
$3.50
Extra Queso ( 6 oz. Cup)
$5.00
Coconut Shrimp (5)
$13.00
5 delicious house-made coconut ship served with a chili orange marmalade.
Nachos
Hungry Hal Seasoned Ground Beef Nachos
$13.00
Queso, chopped tomatoes, pico, sour cream, and cowboy candy, fresh tortilla chips.
Hungry Hal Fajita Beef Nachos
$13.00
Queso, chopped tomatoes, pico, sour cream, and cowboy candy, fresh tortilla chips.
Hungry Hal Fajita Chicken Nachos
$13.00
Queso, chopped tomatoes, pico, sour cream, and cowboy candy, fresh tortilla chips.
Hungry Hal Pork Nacho
$13.00
Hungry Hal Brisket Nachos
$15.00
Ultimate Nacho
$18.00
Nachos loaded with fajita chicken, fajita beef, pork, and brisket! Topped with queso, shredded cheese, pico de gallo, and cowboy candy!
Quesadillas
Fajita Beef Quesadillas
$13.00
Seasoned fajita beef, grilled bell peppers, onions, and cheddar cheese.
Fajita Chicken Quesadillas
$13.00
Fajita chicken, grilled bell peppers, onions, and cheddar cheese.
Smoked Pulled Pork Quesadillas
$13.00
Slow-smoked pulled pork, grilled bell peppers, onions, and cheddar cheese.
Cheese Quesadillas
$7.00
Cheese quesadillas stuffed with Monterey and cheddar cheese.
Brisket Quesadillas
$13.00
Shrimp Quesadillas
$15.00
Birria Quesadillas
$13.00
Pastor Quesadillas
$13.00
Tacos
The Caballero Taco
$5.00
Fajita chicken, grilled peppers & onions, queso fresco.
The Ranch Hand Taco
$5.00
Grilled fajita beef, grilled peppers & onions, queso fresco.
The Cussing Cowboy Taco
$5.00
Slow-smoked brisket, pickled red onions, cowboy candy sweet jalapenos, pico, queso fresco.
Birria Philly Taco
$8.00
It's a Philly Mexican style, grilled onions, bell peppers, and mushrooms sauteed with our house birria sauce and topped with provolone and a dash of mayo.
The Noisy Texican Taco
$5.00
2 crunchy tacos with seasoned ground beef, crisp lettuce, shredded cheddar, diced tomatoes.
Sweet Hot Suey Taco
$5.00
Hickory smoked pulled pork, candy jalapenos, chili lime sauce, and a mango relish.
The Bajaja Taco
$5.00
Nothing funny about this one. Grilled shrimp, sweet slaw, pico, cilantro, chili lime sauce.
The Deep Blue Taco
$5.00
Beer battered fried cod, sweet slaw, pico, cilantro, chipotle lime sauce.
Smashburger Taco
$8.00
El Pastor Tacos (3)
$9.00
Barbacoa Street Tacos (3)
$9.00
One Barbacoa Taco
$3.00
One El Pastor Taco
$3.00
The Green Thing Taco
$4.00
Fried avocados, green & red cabbage, cotija cheese, pico, chipotle lime sauce.
Coconut Cowboy Taco
$8.00
Green cabbage, coconut shrimp, orange chili marmalade sauce, and a mango relish.
Burritos
Turn any taco into a burrito.
The Caballero Burrito
$9.00
The Ranch Hand Burrito
$9.00
The Cussing Cowboy Burrito
$9.00
The Noisy Texican Chimichanga
$9.00
Sweet Hot Suey Burrito
$9.00
The Bajaja Burrito
$9.00
The Deep Blue Burrito
$9.00
Bean & Cheese Burrito
$7.00
Big Chicken Burrito
$14.00
This is our 2 lb. burrito. Loaded with rice, refried beans, corn black & beans lettuce tomato shredded cheddar, fajita chicken sour cream guacamole cowboy candy.
Big Beef Burrito
$14.00
This is our 2 lb. burrito. Loaded with rice, refried beans, corn black & beans lettuce tomato shredded cheddar, fajita beef, sour cream guacamole cowboy candy.
Big Brisket Burrito
$14.00
This is our 2 lb. burrito. Loaded with rice, refried beans, corn black & beans lettuce tomato shredded cheddar, smoked brisket, sour cream guacamole cowboy candy.
Big Pulled Pork Burrito
$14.00
This is our 2 lb. burrito. Loaded with rice, refried beans, corn black & beans lettuce tomato shredded cheddar, smoked pulled pork, sour cream guacamole cowboy candy.
Brisket Popper Burrito
$9.50
Pulled Pork Popper Burrito
$9.50
Coconut Shrimp Burrito
$12.00
Smashburger Burrito
$12.00
El Pastor Burrito
$13.00
Barbacoa Burrito
$13.00
Birria Philly Burrito
$12.00
The Green Thing Burrito
$8.00
Bowls
Turn any taco into a bowl.
Wagyu Goodness Bowl
$18.00
The Caballero Bowl
$9.00
The Ranch Hand Bowl
$9.00
The Cussing Cowboy Bowl
$9.00
The Noisy Texican Bowl
$9.00
Sweet Hot Suey Bowl
$9.00
The Bajaja Bowl
$9.00
The Deep Blue Bowl
$9.00
Coconut Cowboy Bowl
$12.00
Popper Bowl Brisket
$11.00
The Green Thing Bowl
$9.00
Soups & Salads
Taco Salad
$12.00
Fresh crunchy flour tortilla bowl, ground beef, black beans, rice, lettuce, pico, and esquites corn.
Mexican Chopped Salad
$15.00
Spring mix lettuce, black beans, corn, tomatoes, avocado, onion, cilantro, cheddar cheese, and cotija, boiled egg. Served with either ranch or our house-made jalapeno ranch.
Coconut Shrimp Salad
$15.00
Mixed greens, loaded with coconut shrimp, avocado, mango relish, boiled egg, and a mango vinaigrette.
Tortilla Chicken Soup (16 oz. Cup)
$8.00
Tortilla Chicken Soup (32 oz. Cup)
$14.00
Blackened Chilean Seabass Salad
$16.00
Blackened Chilean seabass, mixed greens, avocado, black beans, and corn, pico, boiled egg, pickled onions.
Specials
Spicy Beef & Cheese Empanada
$4.00
Birria Empanada
$4.00
Pork Empanada
$4.00
Birria Ramen
$12.50
Crispy Hot Honey Chicken Taco
$6.00
Cowboy Smashburger Taco
$8.50
Sweet Fire Smashburger
$8.50
Gouda, lettuce, tomato, blackberry jam, cream cheese, cowboy candy, topped with a couple of fresh blackberries.
Torta Al Pastor
$14.00
Torta Fajita Beef
$14.00
Torta Brisket
$14.00
Torta Chicken
$14.00
Pork Popper Taco
$6.50
Slow-smoked pork, cream cheese & cheddar, roasted jalapeno, bacon, and jalapeno ranch.
Brisket Popper Taco
$6.50
Brisket, cream cheese & cheddar, roasted jalapeno, bacon, and jalapeno ranch.
Brisket Popper Burrito
$9.50
Pulled Pork Popper Burrito
$9.50
Popper Bowl Brisket
$11.00
El Jefe Grande Taco
$13.00
Shredded cheddar, borracha beans, street corn, shredded lettuce pico, cowboy candy with your choice of meat, and a chipotle lime sauce | It's a foot-long taco!
Big Beef Burrito
$14.00
This is our 2 lb. burrito. Loaded with rice, refried beans, corn black & beans lettuce tomato shredded cheddar, fajita beef, sour cream guacamole cowboy candy,
Big Chicken Burrito
$14.00
This is our 2 lb. burrito. Loaded with rice, refried beans, corn black & beans lettuce tomato shredded cheddar, fajita chicken sour cream guacamole cowboy candy.
Big Brisket Burrito
$14.00
This is our 2 lb. burrito. Loaded with rice, refried beans, corn black & beans lettuce tomato shredded cheddar, smoked brisket, sour cream guacamole cowboy candy.
Big Pulled Pork Burrito
$14.00
This is our 2 lb. burrito. Loaded with rice, refried beans, corn black & beans lettuce tomato shredded cheddar, smoked pulled pork, sour cream guacamole cowboy candy.
Coconut Shrimp Salad
$15.00
Mixed greens, loaded with coconut shrimp, avocado, mango relish, boiled egg, and a mango vinaigrette.
Coconut Cowboy Taco
$8.00
Green cabbage, coconut shrimp, orange chili marmalade sauce, and a mango relish.
Coconut Cowboy Bowl
$12.00
Coconut Shrimp (5)
$13.00
5 delicious house-made coconut ship served with a chili orange marmalade.
2 Birria Tacos
$8.00
One Birria Taco
$4.00
Tortilla Chicken Soup (16 oz. Cup)
$8.00
Enchilada Plate
$13.00
Two enchiladas served with rice and beans.
A la Cart Beef Enchilada
$4.00
A la Cart Pork Enchilada
$4.00
A la Cart Chicken Enchilada
$4.00
A la Cart Cheese Enchilada
$3.00
Kids
Kids Chicken Nuggets
$6.00
Comes with fries, a drink, funnel fries.
Kids Quesadilla
$6.00
Comes with fries, a drink, funnel fries.
Kids Crunchy Taco
$6.00
Crunchy taco with lettuce, cheese, and tomato. Comes with fries, a drink, funnel fries.
Kids Mini Corn Dogs
$6.00
Comes with fries, a drink, funnel fries.
Kids Bean & Cheese
$6.00
Kids Nacho
$6.00
Sweets
Sopapillas
$4.00
Served with honey.
Funnel Fries
$6.00
Served with caramel or chocolate.
Banana Pudding
$4.00
Dolce de Leche Cheesecake
$6.99
Carrot Cake
$6.99
Chocolate Mousse Cake
$6.99
Tres Leche Cake
$6.99
Mango Cup
$6.00
Mango cup sprinkled with tajin.
Cookie Caramel
$2.95
Cookie Chocolate
$2.95
Rice Crispy Treat
$2.95
Brownie
$2.95
Cookie Butter Banana Pie
$6.99
Fried Cheesecake
$6.99
Sides
Borracho Beans
$3.00
Mexican Rice
$3.00
Esquites
$4.00
Refried Beans
$3.00
Side Fries
$2.00
Side of Chips
$2.00
Extras
Queso (2 oz.)
$1.00
Side of Queso (Guac & Pico) (6 oz.)
$5.00
Side of Queso (Plain)
$4.25
Guacamole (2 oz.)
$1.00
Guacamole (6 oz.)
$5.00
Side Salsa (6 oz.)
$4.00
Sour Cream
$0.25
Pico de Gallo (2 oz.)
$0.50
Side Ranch
$0.50
Side Jalapeno Ranch
$0.50
Side Ranchero Salsa
$0.25
Side Verde Salsa
$0.25
Side Habenero Sauce
$0.25
Side Fresh Jalapenos
$0.50
Side Cowboy Candy
$0.75
Birria Salsa (2 oz.)
$0.50
Chipotle Lime Sauce (2 oz.)
$0.50
Fajita Beef (6 oz.)
$6.00
Fajita Chicken (6 oz.)
$6.00
Brisket (6 oz.)
$6.00
Pork (6 oz.)
$6.00
Add Shrimp (5)
$4.00
Flour Tortillas (4)
$2.50
Corn Tortillas (4)
$2.50
One Tamale
$3.00
Extra Limes (4)
$0.25
Sliced Avacado
$1.00
Side Pineapple Pico (2 oz.)
$1.00
Mango Vinaigrette (2 oz.)
$1.00
Add Chicken
$3.00
Add Fajita Beef
$3.00
Extra Ground Beef
$3.00
Extra Pork
$4.00
Extra Brisket
$4.00
Extra El Pastor
$4.00
Extra Shredded Cheese
$0.50
BBQ Sauce (2 oz.)
$0.25
Peppers & Onions (6 oz.)
$3.00
Add Rice
$1.00
Add Refried Beans
$1.00
Add Pickled Onions
$0.50
Add Black & Beans Corn
$1.50
Add Borracho Beans
$1.00
Add Lettuce
$0.25
Side of Grilled Jalapeno
$0.50
Blackberry Jam (2 oz.)
$0.50
Ground Beef (6 oz.)
$4.00
Mango Relish (2 oz.)
$0.85
Pico de Gallo (6 oz.)
$2.00
Lettuce (6 oz.)
$2.00
Egg
$1.50
Add Peppers & Onions
$0.50
Add Equites
$1.50
Side Jalapeno Serrano Salsa
$0.25
Side Habanero Salsa
$0.25
Noisey Texican Taco (1)
$2.50
Party Pack Fajitas
Feeds 15-20 || Please give us 24-hour notice for Party Pack Fajitas. || All Fajita packs come with grilled peppers and onions, shredded cheddar, pico, and your choice of corn or flour or 1/2 & 1/2.
Party Pack Chicken Fajitas
$120.00
Party Pack Combo Fajita
$130.00
Party Pack Beef Fajita
$140.00
Party Pack for Kids
Party Pack Chicken Nuggets
$55.00
Party Pack Kids Quesadillas
$45.00
Party Pack Fries
$25.00
Party Pack Tacos
20 tacos per pack.
Party Pack Noisy Texican
$50.00
Crunchy tacos with seasoned ground beef, chopped tomato, shredded cheese, and crisp lettuce.
Party Pack Cussing Cowboy
$100.00
Slow-smoked brisket, cowboy candy sweet jalapenos, pickled onions, pico, queso fresco.
Party Pack Ranch Hand
$100.00
Grilled fajita beef, grilled peppers & onions, queso fresco.
Party Pack Caballero
$100.00
Grilled fajita chicken, grilled peppers & onions, queso fresco.
Party Pack Sweet Hot Suey
$100.00
Hickory smoked pulled pork, candied jalapenos, mango relish, and a chili lime sauce.
Party Pack Bajaja
$100.00
Nothing funny about this one. Grilled shrimp, sweet slaw, pico, cilantro, chili lime sauce.
Party Pack Deep Blue
$100.00
Beer battered fried cod, sweet slaw, pico, cilantro, chipotle lime sauce.
Party Pack Bumble Bee
$100.00
Chicken tender tossed in Nashville hot sauce, shredded cabbage, drizzled with sweet honey.
Party Pack Dixie Chick
$100.00
Shredded chicken, shredded lettuce, pico, queso fresco.
Party Pack Salads
Feeds 15-20.
Party Pack Mexican Cobb
$75.00
Lettuce, black beans, corn, tomatoes, avocado, onion, cilantro, cheddar cheese, and cojita, crumbled boiled egg, served with our ranch or jalapeno ranch || Add Fajita Beef +$30.00 || Add Fajita Chicken +$20.00 || Add Grilled Shrimp +$35.00
Party Pack Taco Salad
$52.00
Crunchy flour tortilla bowl, beans, rice, lettuce, pico, and ground beef, served with our ranch or jalapeno ranch.
Party Pack Sides
Queso
$16.50/Pint
$32.50/Quart
Guacamole
$16.50/Pint
$32.50/Quart
Salsa
$11.00/Pint
$17.00/Quart
Party Pack Chips
$11.00
Party Pack Refried Beans
$21.50
Party Pack Borracha Beans
$35.00
Party Pack Street Corn
$31.50
Fresh roasted off-the-cob corn topped with cojita cheese, cilantro, and dusted with New Mexico red chili powder.
Party Pack Mexican Rice
$21.50
Party Pack Mac an Cheese
$31.50